750 ml Everclear (grain alcohol)
3 11.5 oz cans of Mott's unfrozen Strawberry Kiwi concentrate
3 2liter bottles diet 7-UP
1 can of pineapple juice
2 bags of ice
1 designated driver

Mix all ingredients, in no particular order in a 5 gallon drink cooler. Stir, serve, drink

and then call a cab